Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. He shifts his hips slightly, presses back against the hard-on there, and waits for a reaction. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Would he say yes or no? No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. Okay? Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Secondly, I really don't want to bed Natasha. He glances over at her, and she looks calmly back. ! Sam cried when Steve took a drink, followed by Bucky, Wanda, Natasha, and Clint. Like he could scrub out the last remains of Loki by somehow belonging to Tony's reactor instead of the Tesseract. Pepper would tell you to run in the other direction and the thing is, the thing is, Barton Clint that I don't want you to. He blinks owlishly at Clint and sways a little. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. Not that he could remember, at least. The hottest boy in school. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. Ouch, back to last names again. 332 guests Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. Classified information. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. 1 Chapter 1 By Wolverine6Claws Summary: When Steve and Bucky take part in a drinking game with some of their teammates for a fun-filled evening it ends up taking a darker turn that pushes Bucky to the edge and Steve finds himself right where he has always been, at Bucky's side. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. That's too easy. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. So does Thor. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. #scarletwitch No, Clint says, because they didn't. Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Said Sam. remain the property of their respective owners. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. Blanket excuse.. Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. #spideypool How are you with spanking, though?. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. and other people I can't remember right now. "What! Proceed at the risk of your sanity. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. Which is pretty often. #natasharomanoff Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. He manages to wrangle Tony out of his clothes without much interruption, only a quiet Make-up sex? that Clint doesn't even bother to address. They all thought that things were going to be better now. You're an Asgardian. It's creepy. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. This is the good stuff. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Never have I ever hated a game more - Archive of Our Own You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Yeah?. And because I'm Iron Man.. (The universe has a terrible sense of humor. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Her locks dangle. But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. I Dare you to say the Truth. Sometimes randomly, even. Yes? Weak sauce, man. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. It's Stark.. I'll be here. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Maybe he should've done this while clothed. 3. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. Should we proceed? "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Go team go. Clint groans. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Maybe it would just be funny. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. "DUDE!" They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Score one for Stark!. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. Or I rip my clothes.. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. Thor Odinson Only a few drops of mead spill on the carpet, and Tony giggles like a mad scientist. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. "Really?" #iorndad He grips her leg and she lets herself fall to the ground, where they resume their wrestling match. It's not about what I think, Tony, Clint says. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. "How do I know that?" Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. He didn't want to think about it. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. I remember!. And the best. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Thats messed up man. Sam shook his head. M're comfrtblll. He doesn't manage the whole word, tongue too tired to bother, but Tony laughs anyway. Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies Work Search: Tony said. What could possibly go wrong, right?. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" She is dating The Paxton Hall-Yoshida! Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. You mentioned that.. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. kind of way. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." #deadpool The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. I was dirt poor in the great depression. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. yes let's do THAT" respectively. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Spill." +. Summary: From Phoukabros pen: in the postscript of defeating Thanos, the heroes of Earth spend a little time getting to know each other. L'oreal? "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. "When have you ever driven? We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Yesh. as well as When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. 'I want to be referee!' Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. Y/n grew up as most children do. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. Yeah, Im with Vision. It Multi-fandom oneshots. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. I steal Ned and Tonys clothes. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Right! Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. 196 guests But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Yall nasty, Sam shook his head. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Wait. Peter put his sleeve down again. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. "How?" So after a mission, I y'know.. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Scott questions and I smirk. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. It's going to be a hell of a ride. They don't say good night. Y'know, you're makin' it really hard for me not to come on to you right now, Tony says, but he's not touching Clint, so it's all cool. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. Guilty? Random people in classrooms I don't know, Clint. Tony purses his lips. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. Never have I ever battled motherfucking aliens.. No? He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. left kudos on this work! Of course, it does help that you're, like, mind-numbingly hot., Why, Mister Stark, Clint says and bats his eyelashes. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. Anyone we know? Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. 374 guests He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. That's just plain sad. They are both terrible at communication in general; how are they supposed to survive as boyfriends? I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? In past attempts of the game (most notably in SHIELD), someone eventually jokes about something like plucking out eyeballs with their fingers, and Clint and Natasha will both take a drink being the only ones to do so and the joy's kind of gone once everyone is disgusted by them. We dated." It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Wanda said. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. MJ I'm really sorry, Clint says, and promptly squirms back under the covers when he remembers that he's still naked. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! "You knew?" Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Abe ringed the bell. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. What the hell Pete?! It sounds like a genuine question. Just like she knew they were still dating. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. He's certainly grown on everyone else who lives in this tower even Steve's stopped looking at Tony like a secondary version of his dad, and started smiling at the guy more. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. Because Tony has stayed in his own bed this week, when he hasn't just camped out in his workshop (which are most days, from what Clint can see). Good. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Natasha plays with the label on her bottle. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Clint doesn't avoid Tony. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Clint rolls his eyes. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. The Avengers Tony, Rhodey, Clint, and Natasha all drank. Nazi, Steve says. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. "Way way way wait. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. It was great to see you again Nat! Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. Okay, then. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" Sort of. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. DC Character Clint wouldn't have pegged him as particularly bendy, but here he is, pulling off a move even Clint struggles with on some days. I like dames well enough, it's not that. (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Move along, Rhodey continued to scowl, glaring murderously at Tony. Don't ask.. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. And they were all wrong. Stupid Sally. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. No! On really slow nights, when they're bored. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Peter smiled, he never knew this. Surprisingly not only did Steve and Bucky take a shot, but so did Peter, though he tried to hide it. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Ship? While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Fart, he gasps out as Clint half-drags him through the living room area and into the bedroom. Nah, you heard Steve. He's not good with relationships. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Peter said. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. Oh, come on! I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. Write by: . None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. He likes tzatziki. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. Parker, you're in charge. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Oh, he says. I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. Yeah, okay, no. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Thirteen-year-old Natalie Pierce--aka Agent Sola--is no stranger to tough times. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Because I do. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. #pp So be warned these are different than canon. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. I'd like there to be not running, please. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Are you still mad about the thing?. One moment. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Ow. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli.
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